'Tis the Season

RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU HAD ZUCCHINI FOR DINNER!

Someone should write the national anthem of Utah in August ...

"50 Ways to Make Zuchini"

"The problem is all over your yard, there's tons of squash

The answer is easy if you know how to be posh

It is so versatile, in everything from soup to succo-tosh

There must be fifty ways to make ZUCCHINI!

She said it's really not my habit to intrude

Furthermore, I hope my recipe won't be lost or misconstrued

But I'll repeat myself, at the risk of being sued

There must be fifty ways to make ZUCCHINI!

Fifty ways to make ZUCCHINI!

You just split it down back, Jack

Fry it up in a pan, Xan

You don't need to EAT SOY, Roy

Just get yourself free

Make zucchini musch, Gus

You don't need to discuss much

Just drop IN SOME PEAS, Lee

Make some rattatoille, Louie

And get yourself free

Stir it into stew, Sue

Ooo Shred into slaw, Ma

Just bake into bread, Fred

Just listen to me

Leave some on the bus, Gus

You don't need to discuss much

Just drop in some ghee, Lee

And get yourself free

She said it grieves me to see your yard filled up with squash

But you can mix it into anything if you only have a bosch

I said " 'ppreciate cha" and would you please explain

About the fifty ways to make zucchini

The fifty ways to make zucchini.

(Who says the words have to match up with the music? Ah, just eat some more zucchini!)