This morning Xanny asked for shark hair. It was his first day of school and the kid has already picked a side. I always hoped he would want to be a Shark and not a Jet. The Sharks were better dancers and the Jets just smoked too much. I was determined to send my homie off "con gusto".
Here's the breakie: 3 eggs, 2 pieces of toast, 4 plums, 1 tall glass of whole milk and a juicy peach off our tree -- picked this morning. I call it the Micheal Phelps special. You never know if a kid needs that extra power when he is out there all alone in the cold harsh world.
On the first day of school it is essential as a mother to mark your man, so to say. I admit, the shirt was my choice. But it's important for a kid (and the rest of the world, for that matter) to know just who's gang he really belongs too.
Xanny wasn't content with the traditional family tradition of holding up your years in fingers. This is his attempt at his more accurate age in fractions of 5 & 5/6ths. At least he didn't try to illustrate what all his chromosomes look like using his phalanges.
Here's the total package. The bike, the backpack, the shark hair all ready to go. And the bus ... look at that thing. The steel beast swooping down to drag my small child away. It's huge. FOR THE LOVE OF QUILTS, PEOPLE, HE'S JUST A BOY!
Yes, I actually got on the bus to make sure he found a good seat ... and to tell him to stay away from nose-picking-boy. (A mother's work is never done.)
OK, I confess. I was the only mom there today with not one but 2 Canon 40Ds and a 70-200 on a ballhead tripod. I also confess that it took me most of Xanny's time away at kindergarten to edit, compose and publish this silly post about my ... uhh, I mean his ... first day of school. (Maybe there is a 12 step program someone can recommend.)
I am happy to report that I was very brave and didn't cry. After all, I still have home-girl, Rita, to keep me company."I like to live in America!"







































